Carl HiaasenWith or without me, Florida will always be wonderfully, unrelentingly weird | OpinionUpdated March 15, 2021 at 8:19 AM
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Carl HiaasenKey West voters switched to cruise control. The industry, of course, is applying the brakes | OpinionMarch 5, 2021 at 6:21 PM
Carl HiaasenNestlé sucks — literally — the lifeblood out of Florida’s precious freshwater springs | OpinionUpdated March 2, 2021 at 9:28 AM
Carl HiaasenTell the truth, Baxley. Your plan doesn’t target voting mischief. Your plan targets Florida’s Blacks | OpinionUpdated February 22, 2021 at 10:36 AM
Carl HiaasenScott and Rubio saw no evil that day at the Capitol — to their everlasting shame | OpinionUpdated February 13, 2021 at 4:58 PM
Carl Hiaasen“No, no, no — what I meant to say was ‘shrewish’ lasers beams started those wildfires” | OpinionFebruary 5, 2021 at 1:56 PM
Carl HiaasenDeSantis is right: Florida doesn’t need Biden’s vaccine plan. His has been a flaming success | OpinionUpdated January 30, 2021 at 12:35 PM
Carl HiaasenNot sure why Trump sprung Medicare conman from prison, but it wasn’t because he’s a nice guy | OpinionJanuary 22, 2021 at 2:53 PM
Carl HiaasenJust because the twit can’t tweet, doesn’t mean his big mouth is silenced | OpinionJanuary 15, 2021 at 2:23 PM
Carl HiaasenImpeach him! Invoke the 25th! Whatever — just get Trump the hell out of there! | OpinionUpdated January 8, 2021 at 5:58 PM
Carl HiaasenYou know how Nero fiddled while Rome burned? That’s how much Trump cares about the lack of COVID vaccines | OpinionUpdated January 4, 2021 at 10:56 AM
Carl HiaasenMost pizza gives you heartburn. But these slices gave us a new president | OpinionDecember 18, 2020 at 2:49 PM
Carl HiaasenTo what depths has Gov. DeSantis sunk to please President Trump? Secrecy, deception and even a raid | OpinionUpdated December 12, 2020 at 9:49 AM
Carl HiaasenActually, there’s a whole bunch of other turkeys that President Trump could pardon | OpinionDecember 4, 2020 at 2:25 PM
Carl HiaasenChanging Florida Constitution should be hard, but not as hard as shadowy special interests want it to be | OpinionUpdated October 30, 2020 at 8:50 PM
Carl HiaasenWe either get this thing right, or we get it horrifically, tragically wrong | OpinionUpdated October 23, 2020 at 5:01 PM
Carl Hiaasen‘Praise the Lord and pass the Purell, people! | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 4:03 PM
Carl HiaasenTrump went postal when he voted. Why can’t the rest of us? Oh, right . . . | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 4:02 PM
Carl HiaasenHey kids, it’s time to take the ‘Who cares if we get the ‘Rona’ road trip! | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 4:02 PM
Carl HiaasenPlay hard to get, Gov. DeSantis. A flagging Trump needs you more than you need him | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 4:01 PM
Carl HiaasenWith DeSantis calling the shots, Florida will never get a true picture of coronavirus’ damage | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 4:01 PM
Carl Hiaasen‘We won’t rest until every last tattoo parlor in Texas is open again!’ | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 4:00 PM
Carl HiaasenTwitter: President doesn’t know what he’s talking about — and neither do we | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:59 PM
Carl HiaasenYou’d think we’d have learned after Miami’s McDuffie riots. George Floyd’s death proves we haven’t | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:58 PM
Carl Hiaasen‘If you want a mask at a Trump rally, just go ahead and become a Democrat, you weenie’ | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:58 PM