Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen

‘On United, removing reluctant passengers will no longer be a drag’

The first order of business is amending all corporate policy directives to eliminate the unfortunate phrase “involuntary denial of boarding.” From now on, the process will be called “humane displacement of reluctant travelers.”

About Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen

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Carl Hiaasen joined the Herald in 1976 and worked as a general assignment reporter, magazine writer and investigative reporter before starting his column in 1985.

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Man stabbed to death outside liquor store

Miami-Dade Police is investigating after a man was stabbed to death outside a liquor store in Southwest Miami-Dade Tuesday evening.
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Man stabbed to death outside liquor store 1:06

Man stabbed to death outside liquor store

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Coral Springs police investigate after suspicious fire in a Dollar Tree April 15, 2017.

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