Carl HiaasenHow the Republican Health Care Bill would change MedicaidUpdated April 4, 2018 at 2:39 AM
Carl Hiaasen‘I’m authentically sorry for the Facebook unpleasantness. Well, kinda, sorta sorry’March 23, 2018 at 7:07 PM
Carl HiaasenNobody ever said that saving the Everglades would be easy. Or quick.Updated March 17, 2018 at 12:34 PM
Carl Hiaasen‘Hey, Marjory Stoneman Douglas kids — Don’t ever let these cowards we elected wriggle off the hook.’Updated February 23, 2018 at 5:18 PM
Carl HiaasenFBI agents are more courageous than Trump will ever acknowledgeUpdated February 2, 2018 at 7:44 PM
Carl HiaasenSome things should be obvious when you sleep with a porn star, but here we areUpdated January 22, 2018 at 4:41 PM
Carl HiaasenWith friends in high places, you, too, can prevent oil drillingUpdated January 13, 2018 at 12:00 PM
Carl HiaasenGeez, did I say ‘brick?’ No, no, Donnie, I meant Ivanka’s dumb as a stick!Updated January 6, 2018 at 12:49 PM
Carl HiaasenLet’s give Trump the TV remote, not the nuclear buttonUpdated December 15, 2017 at 8:38 PM
Carl HiaasenChance to drill off Florida’s coast has some salivatingUpdated December 9, 2017 at 6:40 PM
Carl Hiaasen‘I’m humbled and troubled — especially since I got caught.’Updated December 4, 2017 at 10:23 AM
Carl HiaasenFSU right to suspend the dangerous idiocy of Greek life on campusUpdated November 17, 2017 at 4:17 PM
Carl HiaasenRun for the Florida Legislature — you can’t beat the benefits!Updated November 10, 2017 at 7:38 PM
Carl HiaasenHmm, will they let me wear my smoking jacket in solitary?Updated November 3, 2017 at 6:37 PM
Carl HiaasenSqualid, violent juvenile-detention system gets what it pays forOctober 27, 2017 at 8:30 PM