Carl Hiaasen

Rick Scott’s list of how to fight Zika in 14 easy steps

Rick Scott’s list of how to fight Zika in 14 easy steps

Updated August 27, 2016 at 7:26 PM

Thanks, Olympians — you kept us sane

Thanks, Olympians — you kept us sane

August 20, 2016 at 3:55 PM

Maybe Trump really wants to lose

Maybe Trump really wants to lose

Updated July 31, 2016 at 8:58 AM

Here’s what Trump really wanted to say

Here’s what Trump really wanted to say

July 22, 2016 at 7:27 PM

Enjoy your vacation on Playa Guacamole

Enjoy your vacation on Playa Guacamole

Updated July 10, 2016 at 8:23 AM

It happened in Orlando, but it could have been anywhere

It happened in Orlando, but it could have been anywhere

Updated June 18, 2016 at 9:40 PM

It’s summer, and here comes the slime

It’s summer, and here comes the slime

Updated June 6, 2016 at 10:39 AM

Vote comes down to Liar vs. Liar

Vote comes down to Liar vs. Liar

Updated May 28, 2016 at 5:34 PM

Dear IRS: Orangutan hairs are legit!

Dear IRS: Orangutan hairs are legit!

Updated May 13, 2016 at 9:06 PM

Gov. Scott went to California, dreaming

Gov. Scott went to California, dreaming

Updated May 9, 2016 at 2:17 PM

Outside North Carolina bathrooms? Gender Monitors

Outside North Carolina bathrooms? Gender Monitors

Updated April 30, 2016 at 12:49 AM

Free tuition? Bernie, what are you smoking?

Free tuition? Bernie, what are you smoking?

April 15, 2016 at 4:14 PM

Psst — Got hot money to hide? We can help!

Psst — Got hot money to hide? We can help!

Updated April 8, 2016 at 6:41 PM

Suddenly, Ted Cruz seems like a gentleman

Suddenly, Ted Cruz seems like a gentleman

March 25, 2016 at 7:57 PM

Cuba: First Obama, then Mick Jagger

Cuba: First Obama, then Mick Jagger

Updated March 20, 2016 at 12:32 PM

America, don’t count on Florida to stop Donald Trump

America, don’t count on Florida to stop Donald Trump

Updated March 14, 2016 at 10:04 AM

9 ways Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen would change the presidential race

9 ways Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen would change the presidential race

Updated March 5, 2016 at 12:59 PM

Scott clueless in Lake O crisis

Scott clueless in Lake O crisis

Updated March 4, 2016 at 5:53 PM

Carl Hiaasen: At Trump’s resort, guest workers favored

Carl Hiaasen: At Trump’s resort, guest workers favored

Updated February 26, 2016 at 11:45 PM

Carl Hiaasen: Firing FAU professor long overdue

Carl Hiaasen: Firing FAU professor long overdue

Updated February 24, 2016 at 3:46 PM

Carl Hiaasen: Suddenly, Apple can’t crack its own device

Carl Hiaasen: Suddenly, Apple can’t crack its own device

Updated February 21, 2016 at 5:05 PM

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