Carl HiaasenMemo: The word “moron” is banned from the White House!Updated October 13, 2017 at 11:42 AM
Carl HiaasenNegligence - yes, but also legislative cowardice to blame for nursing home deathsUpdated September 30, 2017 at 9:13 PM
Carl HiaasenWe could guard Beyoncé for less than what it costs to protect EPA chiefSeptember 22, 2017 at 7:44 PM
Carl HiaasenIf you think it was insane to stay while Irma raged, you probably don’t live in the KeysUpdated September 15, 2017 at 3:05 PM
Carl HiaasenHurricanes bring certain certainties — despite uncertaintyUpdated September 7, 2017 at 6:37 PM
Carl HiaasenHey, who cut the eyeholes in Mar-a-Lago’s white tablecloths?Updated August 26, 2017 at 3:27 PM
Carl HiaasenThe rich are worried sick, but (tax) relief is on the way!Updated July 4, 2017 at 12:17 PM
Carl HiaasenTrump new policy shows he doesn’t really care about the Cuban peopleUpdated June 23, 2017 at 7:25 PM
Carl HiaasenShootouts where good guys win only happen in the movies — bad moviesJune 17, 2017 at 1:00 PM
Carl HiaasenFlorida’s water seems free for the taking — at a cost to the rest of usMay 26, 2017 at 7:03 PM
Carl HiaasenLet me show you how it’s done, Mr. President. Signed, ‘Tricky Dick’May 12, 2017 at 8:33 PM
Carl HiaasenYou never want to hear: ‘Just hold still, and we’ll pry the jaws off.’Updated April 28, 2017 at 9:46 PM
Carl Hiaasen‘On United, removing reluctant passengers will no longer be a drag’Updated April 16, 2017 at 7:44 PM
Carl HiaasenNew ‘Stand Your Ground’ rules offer creative opportunities for defendantsUpdated April 8, 2017 at 7:15 AM
