Carl HiaasenIn Florida, it’s the thought that counts, because it sure isn’t our votes!Updated November 10, 2018 at 4:37 PM
Carl HiaasenMatt Caldwell is sweet on Big Sugar. He shouldn’t be Florida’s agriculture commissioner.Updated November 2, 2018 at 7:51 PM
Carl Hiaasen‘If being green will get us elected, then, we’re green (cough!) for now’Updated October 20, 2018 at 9:38 AM
Carl Hiaasen‘Hey, don’t judge me! I just really, really like beer! Really!”Updated October 6, 2018 at 9:31 AM
Carl HiaasenRick Scott doesn’t want his Senate campaign swept away by the (red) tideUpdated October 1, 2018 at 4:56 AM
Carl Hiaasen‘The pain never ebbs. The tears never dry. But they are proof that my brother, Rob, mattered’Updated September 7, 2018 at 10:43 PM
Carl HiaasenTeacher drowns raccoons in front of students as a lesson - yes, only in FloridaUpdated May 17, 2018 at 6:22 PM