Carl HiaasenWho was that masked man?! Well, it sure wasn’t Gov. DeSantis | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:57 PM
Carl HiaasenBe racist or be dumb. But don’t be both — and definitely not in public | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:57 PM
Carl HiaasenPimp of the Nation, meet Kid Rock. His, uh, ‘music’ is perfect for your rallies | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:55 PM
Carl HiaasenDon’t worry, mom and dad, send your kids to school. Dr. DeSantis knows best | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:54 PM
Carl HiaasenDemon sperm and astral sex? No wonder Trump says this doctor is ‘spectacular’ | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:54 PM
Carl HiaasenDeloitte screwed up unemployment website, but at least Florida believes in second chances | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:53 PM
Carl HiaasenDespite COVID, Florida’s Republican leaders think your kids, their teachers are expendable | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:52 PM
Carl HiaasenGo ahead, vote two times. Trump says it’s OK. So what if it’s illegal? | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:52 PM
Carl Hiaasen“There’s a reason I’m called ‘Tricky Dick.’ Haven’t you learned anything, Donald?” | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:51 PM
Carl HiaasenFemale inmates feared reprisals from Florida prison guards who raped them | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:51 PM
Carl HiaasenThey’re out of prison. Now, Bloomberg wants to ensure they’re free to vote in Florida | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:50 PM
Carl HiaasenThese boys are sexist, racist and not that bright. What are they so proud of again? | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:50 PM
Carl HiaasenDon’t let Florida officials get their grubby little hands on fragile federal lands | OpinionUpdated October 20, 2020 at 3:49 PM
Carl HiaasenNeither snow nor rain will keep mail from being delivered. But then there’s Trump ... | OpinionUpdated August 21, 2020 at 6:30 PM
Carl HiaasenIf you think Jim Bakker has a coronavirus cure, I’ve got a bridge in . . . never mind | OpinionMarch 13, 2020 at 5:57 PM
Carl HiaasenBernie’s a little weird. So is Florida. But they might not be a good match | OpinionMarch 6, 2020 at 6:41 PM
Carl HiaasenDems doing a great job re-electing Trump. Why does he keep opening his mouth? | OpinionFebruary 28, 2020 at 5:52 PM
Carl HiaasenDon’t look away. Look for the monster who killed this dolphin and make him pay | OpinionUpdated February 14, 2020 at 4:41 PM
Carl HiaasenGee, Iowa, Florida’s not used to being No. 2 in screwed-up elections. Thanks! | OpinionUpdated February 7, 2020 at 6:16 PM
Carl Hiaasen‘No! We are NOT letting your emotional-support wombat on the plane! | OpinionUpdated January 24, 2020 at 8:17 PM
Carl HiaasenJeffrey Epstein’s wealth and power gave him protection that his victims never got | OpinionUpdated January 17, 2020 at 4:07 PM
