Dave Barry Gift Guide

November 24, 2013

TURKEY LEG AIR FRESHENER

If you've ever been to Walt Disney World, you've probably seen large people lumbering around gnawing on turkey legs the size of Yule logs and getting turkey grease all over themselves.

$5.95 plus shipping and handling from disneystore.com

Suggested by Jen Picciano of Jamesville, N.Y.

If you've ever been to Walt Disney World, you've probably seen large people lumbering around gnawing on turkey legs the size of Yule logs and getting turkey grease all over themselves. No doubt your reaction, like that of most people, was: "I wish there was a way to make my car smell like those people!"

Well guess what happens "when you wish upon a star?" Your dreams come true, in the form of this turkey-leg air freshener! It's not an actual turkey leg: It's a car air freshener made from a piece of cardboard that looks strikingly like a piece of cardboard that vaguely resembles a turkey leg. And it smells as good as it looks! That is why this is the Official Turkey Leg Air Freshener of both Dale Earnhardt Jr. and the Popemobile.

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