$12.50 plus shipping and handling from pamperyourpoultry.com
Suggested by Ronald Glondys of Venice, Fla.
Why does your chicken need a diaper? Here's a helpful quote from the folks at Pampered Poultry:
"Our diapers fit comfortably and allow you to enjoy your birds in the house or car without worry!"
Never miss a local story.
So if you know people who wish to enjoy birds in their houses or cars — and far be it from us, in the 21st century, to judge these people — then this is the gift you are looking for. The diapers come in a variety of fashionable colors that will go with any décor as long as you keep the lights fairly dim.
Next gift: CHICKEN BRASSIERE