CHICKEN DIAPERS

11/24/2013 3:00 AM

11/25/2013 4:11 PM

$12.50 plus shipping and handling from pamperyourpoultry.com

Suggested by Ronald Glondys of Venice, Fla.

Why does your chicken need a diaper? Here's a helpful quote from the folks at Pampered Poultry:

"Our diapers fit comfortably and allow you to enjoy your birds in the house or car without worry!"

So if you know people who wish to enjoy birds in their houses or cars — and far be it from us, in the 21st century, to judge these people — then this is the gift you are looking for. The diapers come in a variety of fashionable colors that will go with any décor as long as you keep the lights fairly dim.

Next gift: CHICKEN BRASSIERE

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