Dave Barry

Dave Barry

Psst! Hillary Clinton is a woman! (In case you haven’t noticed)

Dave Barry is roaming the hallways of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia looking for serious news. And he found a blockbuster story about gender.

Dave Barry

Classic '96: A Spit in Time

Some people -- and when I say "some people," I mean "women" -- complain that guys spit too much. A guy will be in a public place such as a city street or baseball game or wedding reception, and he'll suddenly rear back and launch what the medical profession refers to as a "loogie," and some people will say: "EWWWW! Gross!"

Dave Barry

Classic '96: Mucus and a tight pair of chinos

One great thing about playing host to the Olympics is that you get a chance to show the world the unique facets of your nation's culture. For example, at the 1994 Winter Olympics in Lillehammer, the world discovered that Norwegian culture features an enormous amount of snow.

About Dave Barry

Dave Barry

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Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.

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Videos

Video: Dave Barry goes searching for protesters on the campaign trail

Miami Herald columnist Dave Barry goes in search of protesters in New Hampshire - the "live free or die" state - and ends up in a gaggle of passionate Ted Cruz fans.
Natalie Fertig McClatchy
Video: Dave Barry goes searching for protesters on the campaign trail 1:38

Video: Dave Barry goes searching for protesters on the campaign trail

Health officials work to contain Zika virus in Miami-Dade 1:20

Health officials work to contain Zika virus in Miami-Dade

Zika is not a partisan issue, 'it bites everyone' 1:58

Zika is not a partisan issue, 'it bites everyone'

What does Rubio say to Hispanic voters about Donald Trump? 1:41

What does Rubio say to Hispanic voters about Donald Trump?