Want to ball out at the guitar hotel for free? Winning this contest is your only shot

So you want to stay in the giant guitar hotel, but the cost is a bit out of your price range.

Welcome to the club.

You can, however, enter a $2 million giveaway in connection with its Super Bowl LIV commercial entitled “The Hype,” and maybe you’ll win a couple of nights at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood. The 60-second commercial, directed by Michael Bay, who brought us such Oscar-winning classics as “Armageddon” and “Transformers,” will air during the Super Bowl on Feb. 2.

The grand prize is the “Live Like JLo $100,000 Experience.” Who among us does not want to live like Jennifer Lopez? The winner gets to bring a guest to a super VIP four-night stay at the guitar hotel, with first class-round trip airfare for two, two days at the private Bora Bora cabanas on the lagoon, $2,500 resort credit to use at the spa, shopping or dining. Also, they’re throwing in an extra $25,000, which presumably you should use at the casino because you are very, very lucky. If you have any leftover you can spend it on bottle service at DAER dayclub.

Note: winning this does not mean you get to be JLo. You just get to be like her, briefly. Nobody gets to be JLo but JLo and Beyonce, because Beyonce is allowed to do whatever she wants.

If you’re slightly less lucky, you could be one of 35 winners who gets the Stay Like a Legend Hard Rock Hotel Package. (Note: A legend is pretty good, but not quite JLo. If you can be JLo, be JLo.) This includes a stay for two at one of Hard Rock’s 35 locations worldwide for three nights, with a $2,000 gift card for airfare, transfers and other activities. You’ll also get food and beverage hotel credits.

And this being Hard Rock, there’s a guitar giveaway, too, a pink customized electric guitar signed by JLo. They’ll also throw in a portable electric amp and headphones.

So if you’re feeling lucky, enter at hardrock.com. And if you don’t win, you can watch JLo and Shakira perform at the Super Bowl halftime show to console yourself.