Classic ’00: Warning, an American teenager is loose in Europe

Dave Barry

Classic ’00: Warning, an American teenager is loose in Europe

The last thing I said to my teenaged son as I put him on the plane for Europe was: ``Don’t lose your passport!’’ The second-to-the-last thing I said was: ``Don’t lose your passport!’‘ In fact, if you were to analyze all the statements I made to my son in the week before his departure, they’d boil down to: ``Don’t lose your passport!’‘