Pete Davidson was seen in Miami kissing a beautiful woman because that is what he does
Ariana Grande.
Kate Beckinsale.
Margaret Qualley.
Now Kaia Gerber.
They’re all gorgeous, talented, famous women — and what do they have in common?
All have made out with Pete Davidson.
Read that again: PETE DAVIDSON has been in a relationship with all these amazing women.
Yes, we are scratching our heads over here, too.
Why he’s in our purview lately: Davidson and his gf du jour Gerber, 18, were seen getting way cozy in Miami Beach at some fancy hotel pool over the weekend.
Their PDA was right around the Camilla Cabello-Shawn Mendes level, y’all.
The model and the SNL comic looked happy, so we’re not hating. We are just curious.
What do these gorgeous, talented, famous women see in him?
Does he carry a vial of Love Potion No. 9 around his neck?
The 26-year-old New Yorker is a little goofy looking, with tattoos pretty much everywhere, and can be super crass (remember when he called his fans the R word at UCF last summer?). Davidson is also, as Seinfield would say, a bad breaker-upper. After he and Grande split last September, the comedian joked on his NBC show that he switched the pop star’s birth control pills for Tic Tacs in order to stay with her.
Perhaps Gerber doesn’t watch “SNL” or maybe she’s too busy modeling around the world to take note of the jokester’s track record with the ladies.
No matter. When Davidson is with someone, he told Paper magazine’s current issue his aim is to make the woman happy.
“My love language, when I’m in a relationship, is I treat the person I’m with like a princess,” said the unlikely lothario. “I try and go as above and beyond as possible, because that’s what you’re supposed to do If you’re in a relationship with someone, you’re just supposed to make that person feel as special as possible.”
We’re starting to see a pattern here.
