Get you a city ‘that can do it all’: Here’s Miami’s Dolly Parton challenge
Miami was made for the Dolly Parton Challenge.
For those of you who are too busy being sucked into an endless void of Tick Tocks, the challenge went viral this week when Dolly Parton posted a collage of four “profile pictures” on Instagram. Each profile picture was labeled with the words LinkedIn, Facebook, Instagram and Tinder.
LinkedIn has Parton dressed as a schoolteacher. Family-friendly Facebook has her in an ugly Christmas sweater and Instagram is a black-and-white throwback to her posing with a guitar because Insta is all about the aesthetic.
Scandalous Tinder?
It’s a photo of her in the bunny outfit she posed in for Playboy.
The Queen of Country quickly went viral, with thousands of fans and celebrities following her lead with the #socialchallenge and #dollypartonchallenge.
“Get you a woman who can do it all,” Parton captioned the post with a winky face.
Challenge accepted. Someone hold our cafecito — here’s what Miami’s collage looks like:
Brickell — LinkedIn
You’ll automatically feel like a Wall Street executive walking along Brickell’s business-commercial towers and luxury condos. It’s the financial district of Miami and is the perfect place to take pics if you’re going for the professional business or real estate tycoon look.
Kendall — Facebook
What can we say about Kendall? It’s not a city, just a U.S. census-designated area, which means its “A Place That Exists In America.”
Kendall has no performing arts centers. No concert halls. It’s just a sprawling ‘burb where people live and sit in traffic. It’s full of families and strip malls, which is what Facebook is full of as well.
Wynwood — Instagram
Instagram is all about the aesthetics so is it any surprise that the Wynwood made this list. Not only is the area filled with huge, colorful murals, but they’re always changing. This means you have a steady stream of new Instagram-worthy backdrops almost every time you visit.
There’s always a stream of people and events in the neighborhood. We even spotted a human-sized banana ductaped to the walls during Art Basel.
South Beach — Tinder
When tourists think of Miami, they really think of South Beach — Lit, sexy and by the beach.
There’s always parties and events happening in the area. You might even run into a celebrity in one of the Beach’s many hotels, restaurants and bars along Ocean Drive.
It’s Miami’s temptation, especially during the winter months when the rest of the country is freezing while we’re busy on the beach, sipping a martini.
