Now that Kimberly Guilfoyle is reportedly having sleepovers with Donald Trump Jr., the Fredo Corleone of the Trump boys, while she’s reporting on him, his father, his father’s sex scandals and the Mueller investigation, what Fox News — that fair and balanced network — should do is bust her down to courtroom reporter. Or fire her.
That’s what the sex-scandal-plagued news network must do to maintain even the slightest shred of journalistic integrity. She can’t report on the most powerful family in the country while dating one of them.
And what Fredo’s billionaire father, President Donald Sr., should do is to reimburse the American taxpayers for the two possible Secret Service agents parked outside during Junior’s trysts. Didn’t he give up his security detail voluntarily months ago?
If it weren’t all so tawdry and Trumpian, we’d all be in shock. But hey — it’s the Teflon Donalds, so everything goes.
Meantime, what’s up with Guilfoyle? She gives a whole new meaning to smart women making foolish choices.
She grabs these inappropriate men so fast after they leave their wives that they probably don’t even have time to close down their Ashley Madison accounts and fire up Tinder.
First, there were reports that she and Anthony Scaramucci (who looks like Jr.’s separated-at-birth brother) were an item about four seconds after he and his wife split. They denied it. Now she’s having sleepovers with the dumbest Trump.
Jeez, if she lived in Boca, she’d be showing up at the widower’s house with a casserole before the dead wife was even in the ground.
Thing is, Guilfoyle is an otherwise brilliant woman. When it comes to picking men, though, she’d be better off picking grapes.
She’s now dating Junior, a guy so dumb he once urged people to “vote tomorrow” the day after the election.
She’s now dating a guy so dumb he retweeted the insane conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton was running a child sex ring behind a pizza place and retweeted Roseanne’s vile tweet that George Soros helped the Nazis.
She’s now dating a guy so dumb he posed in Africa holding the tail — the tail! — of an elephant he killed on a killing spree in which he and brother Eric killed so many animals they were like exotic animal serial killers.
OK, even if Guilfoyle could get past all of that, how the hell does any woman — especially a former prosecuting attorney — now date a guy so horrible that he once tweeted a “joke” about women prisoners and pedophile Jerry Sandusky?
Nobody needs a sleepover that bad.
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