Thomas Kramer’s mansion is for sale. Even Bruce Wayne would be jealous

The dining table with stripper poles, the life-size replicas of the “Alien” and “Predator” monsters and the painting of some muscle dudes in togas grabbing horses by their jaws have all been sold.

Nearly a month after the contents of the Star Island homes of Thomas Kramer were auctioned for a total of $39,000, the crown jewel of the former South Beach bad-boy developer’s estate has hit the market: A 17,000-square-foot, 13-bedroom, 12-bath Spanish villa spread across two acres in some of Miami-Dade’s priciest neighborhoods.

The price is $40 million. But the property, which is so big it takes up two actual addresses (4-5 Star Island Dr.), includes lots of perks. For example, it has three half-bathrooms — in addition to 12 full-sized baths. The garage fits 14 cars, so your entire extended family and their friends and neighbors can visit — all at the same time — and you’ll still have room for more guests.

Speaking of visitors: The property has three full-sized guest houses, so you can always have friends over for breakfast if you feel like it. There’s a movie theater powered by a Crestron AV system, as well as a wine cellar big enough for 10,000 bottles.

Kramer, a former commodities trader from Germany, made a fortune snapping up property south of Fifth Street on South Beach during the 1990s. He also made headlines for his boisterous party-boy lifestyle. In 2012, he lost a court case in Switzerland in which the heirs of his former father-in-law claimed he had used their money to make his investments. In 2017, all his Miami-Dade property was seized and claimed by creditors.

In January, Kramer told the Miami Herald via a Facebook message from St. Moritz that today he lives “a much easier, less complicated life — less alcohol.”

Here is the official sales listing for Kramer’s former home, which is being handled by Brett Harris of Douglas Elliman.

This story was originally published March 8, 2018 at 4:10 PM with the headline "Thomas Kramer’s mansion is for sale. Even Bruce Wayne would be jealous."