Dave Barry Gift Guide

November 21, 2008 1:53 PM

Talking Fly Swatter

$14.99 plus shipping and handling from Amazon.com, www.amazon.com Suggested by John DeGroff of Warsaw, Ind. Here's a situation you've probably found yourself in numerous times: You have killed an insect with a fly swatter, and you naturally wish to mark the occasion by triumphantly mocking the dead insect with a clever and cutting remark. If you're using an ordinary fly swatter, you have to make the remark yourself, manually. But not if you're using the talking fly swatter! This ingenious product...

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  • Dave Barry's 2017 Holiday Gift Guide

    The challenge, in this hectic season, is always to find enough unnecessary things for all the people on our gift list. That’s where this Holiday Gift Guide comes in. We sincerely believe that you will not find a collection of products this useless anywhere else. These are all real products; we did not make them up. You can actually buy them. – Dave Barry