Hundreds of people gather to stock up on water at BJ Wholesale on 71st Avenue and Coral Way, in preparation for Hurricane Irma. on Tuesday, September 5, 2017.
Hundreds of people gather to stock up on water at BJ Wholesale on 71st Avenue and Coral Way, in preparation for Hurricane Irma. on Tuesday, September 5, 2017. Roberto Koltun rkoltun@miamiherald.com
Hundreds of people gather to stock up on water at BJ Wholesale on 71st Avenue and Coral Way, in preparation for Hurricane Irma. on Tuesday, September 5, 2017. Roberto Koltun rkoltun@miamiherald.com

Even with Irma knocking at our door, we here in Miami are NOT FREAKING OUT AT ALL!

September 07, 2017 07:42 AM

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    The challenge, in this hectic season, is always to find enough unnecessary things for all the people on our gift list. That’s where this Holiday Gift Guide comes in. We sincerely believe that you will not find a collection of products this useless anywhere else. These are all real products; we did not make them up. You can actually buy them. – Dave Barry

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Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.