Hundreds of people gather to stock up on water at BJ Wholesale on 71st Avenue and Coral Way, in preparation for Hurricane Irma. on Tuesday, September 5, 2017.
Hundreds of people gather to stock up on water at BJ Wholesale on 71st Avenue and Coral Way, in preparation for Hurricane Irma. on Tuesday, September 5, 2017. Roberto Koltun rkoltun@miamiherald.com
Hundreds of people gather to stock up on water at BJ Wholesale on 71st Avenue and Coral Way, in preparation for Hurricane Irma. on Tuesday, September 5, 2017. Roberto Koltun rkoltun@miamiherald.com

Even with Irma knocking at our door, we here in Miami are NOT FREAKING OUT AT ALL!

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