The FitzMagic-Minshew Mania rivalry just got really, really hairy
What, oh what, have we done?
A simple (OK, trollish) question posed to Ryan Fitzpatrick by us, the Miami Herald, Tuesday sparked a folic war.
Fitzpatrick has the beard to end all beards.
Jaguars quarterback Gardner Minshew puts the ooooh in Fu Manchu.
So we asked Fitzpatrick the obvious question: Why is a beard superior to a ‘stache?
Fitzpatrick’s response?
“I think the beard is a cooler look. I think guys that grow mustaches a lot of times have patchy sides for their beards, so they just stick with the mustache.”
Word quickly got up to Duval, and Minshew was ready to respond:
“I think I’ve shown I can grow a beard with no patchy sides. I’m going to have respect for my elders. ‘Specially when they’re much, much elder. Be respectful.”
All that’s left: Thursday’s night’s game.
Here’s hoping for a razor-close outcome.
