So now we have a brother/sister team storing $24 million in a secret room in their house in buckets, while algae blooms uncontrollably in four counties giving off a terrible smell as rivers run green.
This definitely calls for some action from Dave Barry, Carl Hiaasen or, at the very least, Marco Rubio. And while they are at it, maybe they can figure out which hairdresser Boris Johnson and Donald Trump share.
All this has been better than any summer movie.
Celia S. Kiffor, Miami