Elephants’ choice

Now even elephants come to Florida to retire in their old age (Two African elephants moving to South Florida for their retirement years, April 19). They’re intelligent, but still probably Republicans. If they could register to vote, and they are certainly old enough, I wonder whom, in that crazy field of candidates, they would choose?

This story was originally published April 24, 2016 at 9:13 AM with the headline "Elephants’ choice."