No guns allowed
Apparently no guns are to be allowed at the Republican convention in Cleveland. This is perfectly understandable, as the weapons are best put to use in our schools, national parks, and houses of worship.
Perhaps some enterprising person might sneak into the convention and demonstrate the American way of solving disputes. I’m sure the NRA would be appreciative.
Alan Becker, Davie
This story was originally published April 12, 2016 at 8:28 PM with the headline "No guns allowed."