Based on the recent Electoral College vote, President Obama should immediately declare Dec. 19 as Boo Hoo Day, to be celebrated on Jan. 20, 2017.
On that day, Trump supporters would recognize the suffering of the grief-stricken Dump Trump voters and demonstrate compassion by extending a sympathetic hand, clutching a wad of Kleenex and a gift certificate to Toys-R-Us.
Alex Varkas Jr.,
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