Strip clubs giving away free breasts, thighs (and wings) to those in need

On the list of places you can get a Thanksgiving turkey add the three Cheetah chain of strip clubs in South Florida, which plan to give away a total of 3,000 turkeys Monday.

The giveaways with Rodriguez Charities, according to Cheetah’s Facebook posts, are “specifically targeting families in need.”

From 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., turkeys will be given away, one per household, at Cheetah Hallandale Beach, 100 Ansin Blvd.; Cheetah Pompano, 497 NW 31st Ave.; and Cheetah Palm Beach, 3342 Shawnee Ave., West Palm Beach. Each location will have 1,000 turkeys, first come, first serve.

“If you know someone in need, we ask that you spread the word to them so that they may have a turkey this Thanksgiving,” the posts request.