‘Miami nights’: Beyoncé just wore stockings with sandals and even abuela is confused
Beyoncé can do whatever she wants because she is Beyoncé.
She can also wear whatever she wants — when she is anywhere but Miami.
While down here during the Super Bowl LIV, the pop star wore a series of outfits, none objectionable, except for one.
On her website, the 38 year old superstar showed off a plunging floral, pastel Versace dress that fit her to a tee, the caption, “Miami Nights.” It was reportedly proudly put together by Los Angeles stylist Michael Costello.
Fabulous, tropical themed frock.
But then came the floral pantyhose and pink strappy sandals.
Here’s the thing: When you come to South Florida, the rules change.
We literally have one season-ish, and it’s summer.
That means zero percent of the female population wears pantyhose.
(That’s not counting our abuelas.)
Again, you are Beyoncé, and we apologize in advance. Carry on.
This story was originally published February 13, 2020 at 2:29 PM.
