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6 things that lasted longer than Scaramucci in the White House

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Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci had an impressively short tenure in President Donald Trump’s administration. Ten days short, to be exact, which is too bad because we at Miami.com were anticipating some amazing SNL skits.

Oh, well.

He was in, and now he’s out. Let’s just call the White House the White Revolving Door. And while we’re at it, here are six things that lasted longer than Scaramucci.

1. Starbuck's Unicorn Frappuccino

Starbucks Frappuccino Rant
A Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino drink sits on display, Thursday, April 20, 2017, in Philadelphia. Starbucks' entry into the unicorn food craze was released Wednesday and its popularity was too much for Colorado barista Braden Burson. He posted a video on Twitter complaining that the drink was difficult to make and he's "never been so stressed out" in his life. (AP Photo/Matt Rourke) Matt Rourke AP

Remember that time all the millennials were rushing to Starbucks to post pictures of the outrageous Unicorn Frappuccino to their Instagram accounts (before trashing it because the taste was so awful)? Neither do we.

2. The Romphim

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We’re still not convinced that this was such a terrible idea, but it’s safe to say the Internet is completely over the romphim.

3. La La Land's "Best Picture" Oscar

Jordan Horowitz, Warren Beatty, Jimmy Kimmel
Jordan Horowitz, producer of "La La Land," shows the envelope revealing "Moonlight" as the true winner of best picture at the Oscars on Sunday, Feb. 26, 2017, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles. Presenter Warren Beatty and host Jimmy Kimmel look on from right. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP) Chris Pizzello Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP

It was only two minutes and 29 seconds, but it sure felt longer than Scaramucci’s reign.

4. Kim Kardashian's Marriage to Kris Humphries

A Night Of Style & Glamour To Welcome Newlyweds Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries – Arrivals
NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 31: NBA player Kris Humphries (L) and TV personality Kim Kardashian attend A Night of Style & Glamour to welcome newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries at Capitale on August 31, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images) Jamie McCarthy Getty Images

These days, even celebrity marriages last longer than a stint in the White House.

5. DJ Khaled Lost at Sea

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In just a few hours on a broken Jet Ski, DJ Khaled effectively secured his reputation as Snapchat King. Seems Scaramucci was America’s laughingstock in half that time.

6. The Pokémon Go Craze

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Gone are the days that you have to worry about running over an obsessed 36-year-old guy whose nose is deep into his phone while he scavenges for mystical cartoon species. But even that trend stuck around longer than President Trump’s communications director.

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