6 things that lasted longer than Scaramucci in the White House
Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci had an impressively short tenure in President Donald Trump’s administration. Ten days short, to be exact, which is too bad because we at Miami.com were anticipating some amazing SNL skits.
Oh, well.
He was in, and now he’s out. Let’s just call the White House the White Revolving Door. And while we’re at it, here are six things that lasted longer than Scaramucci.
1. Starbuck's Unicorn Frappuccino
Remember that time all the millennials were rushing to Starbucks to post pictures of the outrageous Unicorn Frappuccino to their Instagram accounts (before trashing it because the taste was so awful)? Neither do we.
2. The Romphim
We’re still not convinced that this was such a terrible idea, but it’s safe to say the Internet is completely over the romphim.
3. La La Land's "Best Picture" Oscar
It was only two minutes and 29 seconds, but it sure felt longer than Scaramucci’s reign.
4. Kim Kardashian's Marriage to Kris Humphries
These days, even celebrity marriages last longer than a stint in the White House.
5. DJ Khaled Lost at Sea
In just a few hours on a broken Jet Ski, DJ Khaled effectively secured his reputation as Snapchat King. Seems Scaramucci was America’s laughingstock in half that time.
6. The Pokémon Go Craze
Gone are the days that you have to worry about running over an obsessed 36-year-old guy whose nose is deep into his phone while he scavenges for mystical cartoon species. But even that trend stuck around longer than President Trump’s communications director.
This story was originally published July 31, 2017 at 1:07 AM.