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6 Miami things that need to be on Amazon Prime now

Oh, Prime Day, is that you? Judging from my timeline it is and from the looks of it you have returned to wreak havoc on the wallets of Amazon Prime members just as you did last year.

But not so fast! While you are surely responsible for countless reckless purchases (most of which will arrive on doorsteps across Miami on July 13), I’m not so convinced. That’s because I looked up some ridiculous Miami items I thought would certainly have discounted prices and they did not.

To make matters worse, they weren’t even on Amazon Prime. 

1. Cuban Stick Mop

At $17 plus shipping cost, I’m not impressed with the price. Bring the deals, now!

2. Dan Marino Action Figure

To never remove from the packaging, but I somehow feel that I need it.

3. Pastelitos

Why should I break my Netflix marathon to get these?

4. Gloria Estefan Cookbook

Because I can’t afford to eat at her new restaurant.

5. Zubaz

Sure they’re a relic of the past, but find me a pair of these bad boys in the Miami Dolphins colorway and I’ll bring them back in style.

6. Life-size Pitbull Cutout

I could place this next to my Santeria candles. Good luck, you know?

This story was originally published July 10, 2017 at 9:07 PM.

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