Miami loves to hate Doral.
But Doral? Well. Nobody loves Doral. People make jokes about the smell, the trucks, the price of real estate. It’s about as popular as speeding tickets, waiting in line, paper cuts, scabies, mosquitoes, trying to fold fitted sheets, “Game of Thrones” spoilers, anthrax , botulism and traffic (which you know a little something about if you’ve ever been near Doral).
But this city has TONS of things that make it desirable, and we are going to prove it to you.
Money named Doral one of the best 50 places to live in the country last year, and it caused a tremendous backlash. So we embarked on a lengthy investigation to discover Doral’s most redeeming qualities. Here they are:
The restaurants are mostly chains – but they’re good chains
OK, so you’re not going to find a ton of cutting-edge culinary miracles out this way at the moment. But at least some of the chain restaurants are decent. Sure, there’s an Applebee’s. But there’s also Chuy’s, Anthony’s Coal-Fired Pizza, Shorty’s BBQ, Dragonfly, Bulla Gastro Bar and The Cheese Course. Plus Cooper’s Hawk has wine tastings.
Wynwood Yard is coming
That’s right. In 2019, the popular culinary incubator is leaving the hipster heaven of Wynwood – its home was bought by a developer, naturally – and becoming The Doral Yard.
Lots of craft breweries
Doral is awash in craft beer. You’ve got Biscayne Bay Brewing Company and MIA Beer Company, plus newcomer Tripping Animals. And The Tank isn’t technically in the city, but it’s Doral adjacent. Beer almost always makes things better, until it doesn’t.
The movie theater is amazing
You’ll pay more for the privilege of seeing a movie there, but CineBistro at CityPlace doesn’t allow anyone under 21 in except at special family events. No poorly behaved kids running around at R rated movies? SIGN US UP. (Note: Annoying Baby Boomers are still allowed.) Also the seats recline, the menu is spectacular and there are happy hour specials. Just leave three hours to get here from any other part of Miami.
So many gas station restaurants to choose from!
Who doesn’t like a gas station where you can also buy lunch? Doral has Latin Sandwich Express, the Tropic Grill and El Arepazo Doral. Fill up the tank and grab a sandwich to go. Bring back a colada for your office mates and become the stuff of legend.
We are not golfers, but we understand some of you enjoy participating in this sport which, frankly, would make us totally lose our minds. So, if you like to golf, there’s the Trump National Doral Golf Club, home of the Blue Monster and “the pinnacle of golf and extraordinary lifestyle.” Their words, not ours. Maybe try the affordable public course Costa Del Sol.
Not that serious about golf? Go to the high-tech Topgolf Doral, drink some beer and hit some balls.
There’s a Pollo Tropical on practically every corner
You never want to be too far away from a TropiChop.
Easy highway access
Doral is surrounded on three sides by Florida’s Turnpike (aka the Lesser of Three Evils); State Road 836 (aka the Zone of Unending Construction) and State Road 826 (aka The Palmetto, aka Pit of Perpetual Torture) So many highways and so much access to all the city has to offer! Until you actually get into your car and try to move, that is.
Cows. For now
We don’t know how long the cows will remain in Doral, but at the moment they offer moments of restful pastoral relief when you’re desperately counting the moments until you are freed from Doral once again.