Romero Britto wants out of Miami Beach. The famous artist recently filed a complaint against his landlords over the lease for his Lincoln Road gallery, according to the Miami Herald. He says that nuisances – street performers, cops arresting people – outside his business have resulted in fewer customers.
We don’t know about that. Like most locals we don’t hang out much on Lincoln Road. But we have a few complaints of our own.
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Namely the Britto-ization of America.
We know some of you love his colorful “art.” But there are some things that should not be Brittoized. Here are a few of them.
What’s worse, the Brittoization or the kitten heels? You decide.
Also these shoes
Just all around bad, Donald J. Pliner.
These flip flops
Actually, these we will let slide because your whole foot is covering the design.
Violence is wrong, but I kinda want to punch you if you’re wearing this.
Smells like inexplicable success and broken leases.
I hope the airline loses your luggage.
Do you really think you can make a Mini Cooper cuter?
You’re a monster, Romero Britto.
Oh my God, stop ruining cars
Our eyes are bleeding.
We’d sink it and make it an artificial reef, but it would scare the fish.
What in the name of all that is holy have you done to Bambi and Thumper?!
This random thing that holds a wine bottle
You know wine bottles stand up by themselves, right?
This fanny pack
Proof you can actually make a basic fanny pack worse.