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    Over 2,000 delegates from 50 states and multiple U.S. territories, as well as media, politicians, lobbyists, pundits, and generally curious onlookers descend on Cleveland this week for the RNC. Aside from confirming Donald Trump's presidential candidacy, what three things should Americans be watching for?

Over 2,000 delegates from 50 states and multiple U.S. territories, as well as media, politicians, lobbyists, pundits, and generally curious onlookers descend on Cleveland this week for the RNC. Aside from confirming Donald Trump's presidential candidacy, what three things should Americans be watching for? Natalie Fertig McClatchy
Over 2,000 delegates from 50 states and multiple U.S. territories, as well as media, politicians, lobbyists, pundits, and generally curious onlookers descend on Cleveland this week for the RNC. Aside from confirming Donald Trump's presidential candidacy, what three things should Americans be watching for? Natalie Fertig McClatchy

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Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.