Dave Barry

April 7, 2014 3:00 AM

Pray for an asteroid

Perhaps you are one of the many Americans who are afraid of preparing their own income-tax returns. If so, let me offer these words of encouragement: You stupid idiot.

Related content

Comments

Videos

More Videos

Adam Beasley's Dolphins report 02:04

Adam Beasley's Dolphins report

Miami Dolphins tackle Branden Albert talks with media after OTAs 01:36

Miami Dolphins tackle Branden Albert talks with media after OTAs

European view of Miami Beach's Memorial Day Weekend 01:26

European view of Miami Beach's Memorial Day Weekend

Miami Dolphins DT Earl Mitchell talks with media after OTAs 01:33

Miami Dolphins DT Earl Mitchell talks with media after OTAs

Meet Milo, Zoo Miami's new young male koala 00:33

Meet Milo, Zoo Miami's new young male koala

Colombia moves to recapture notorious "Bronx" slum 01:36

Colombia moves to recapture notorious "Bronx" slum

Do you need a nap? 01:04

Do you need a nap?

At the Libertarian convention 01:52

At the Libertarian convention

Bernie Sanders calls for a 'political revolution' 02:11

Bernie Sanders calls for a 'political revolution'

Man leads police on chase while handcuffed 01:05

Man leads police on chase while handcuffed

Marlins manager Don Mattingly reacts to 10-0 loss to Pirates 05:01

Marlins manager Don Mattingly reacts to 10-0 loss to Pirates

Share Video

About Dave Barry

Dave Barry

@rayadverb

Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.

Entertainment Videos