Dave Barry

June 27, 2010 1:00 AM

The lobster rebellion

(This Dave Barry column was originally published Sunday, January 28, 1996)

I am pleased to report that the scientific community has finally stopped wasting time on the origins of the universe and started dealing with the important question, which is: Are lobsters really just big insects?

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Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.

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