Dave Barry

April 3, 2004

Revenge of the dorks

"Rob, " I said to my 13-year-old son, who was -- this being a school morning -- sleeping face-down in his breakfast. "How would you like it if I picked you up at school in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile?"

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About Dave Barry

Dave Barry


Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.

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