Dave Barry

January 31, 2010 1:00 AM

Valley of the Dolls

(This Dave Barry column was originally published June 10, 2001.)

What I do, first thing every morning, is play with dolls. The dolls belong to my 15-month-old daughter, Sophie, who likes to start the day by giving her dolls a toy bottle. She has a strong nurturing instinct, although it is not matched by her hand-eye coordination, so often she sticks the bottle into a doll's eye. The dolls don't mind.

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