Random Evidence is back just in time after a week’s hiatus. I don’t know if Miami’s two most popular teams can intersect on the calendar with much more combined excitement than the defending champion Heat starting the NBA playoffs the same week the Dolphins — finally seen as ascending, as imbued with some momentum — partake of the NFL Draft.
The two teams’ prospects couldn’t feel any more different, though.
The Dolphins’ draft is wrapped in uncertainty. Whom they will select or even what position they will target remains a mystery — perhaps even to the team itself at this point. The large number of picks — 11, including five in the first three rounds — adds intrigue, with a trade up from the 12th spot looming as a big possibility.
Nobody knows what will happen.
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With the Heat, conversely, everybody knows what will happen.
Miami is a heavy favorite to repeat as champ, and this first-round series against Milwaukee starting Sunday night is especially full of certainty. The NBA playoffs include 15 deserving teams, plus the Bucks. They went 36-46. Them winning a seven-game series against the Heat is like me winning a footrace against Usain Bolt.
And, sort of like me taunting Bolt with the promise of him eating my vapor trail, Bucks point guard Brandon Jennings has promised a Milwaukee series victory in six games. Jennings recently also had said Miami was the preferred first-round opponent because “we match up well against them.”
Jennings wears jersey No. 3. He also will be identifiable Sunday night as the guy stuck on the bottom of LeBron James’ sneaker, like a wad of gum.
Call it a four-game sweep by Miami. Oh, and I stand to win big, too, by the way. See, I have invested heavily in the inevitable four-word media reference that stands at the ready, just waiting to be let loose into a thousand headlines nationwide:
THE BUCKS STOP HERE!
• Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland, in his predraft news conference, meant to say he would not be “pigeonholed” into narrow thinking, but instead said he did not want to “pigeon my hole.” I don’t blame him. I accidentally pigeoned my hole recently, and it was not pleasant.
• The Dolphins were considering giving up a second-round pick in a trade for Chiefs tackleBranden Albert
. I might feel as good about this as most fans seem to if I was not aware that Albert has never made a Pro Bowl yet is seeking more money than the Rams gaveJake Long
• NFL schedules came out and show the Dolphins back in prime time three times this year. Quick warning for Americans who haven’t seen the team in awhile: Yes. Yes, thatis
a funny new logo.
A class-action suit is under way against the NFL over concussions by 4,200 ex-players. It would be a quick trial if I were judge: Did you know football was a violent sport with hard hitting? “Well, yes.” Case dismissed!
The Miami Herald’s online poll to name the 25 most influential figures in Heat history finally ended, with Pat Riley edging Dwyane Wade for the top spot. I was riveted by the fight for 25th place, and suspect Ralphie, the kid who mops up the sweat on the court, of ballot-stuffing.
• The head of a goat was mailed to unpopular Cubs ownerTom Ricketts
at Wrigley Field. Don’t get any ideas, Marlins fans!
• I overheard a couple of baseball fans referring to 42. Turned out they were discussing the new movie about Jackie Robinson. At first, I thought they were talking about Marlins attendance.
• The NCAA responded angrily with its own report calling “merit-less” Miami’s motion for an immediate end to theNevin Shapiro
probe with no further punishment. Chances UM will get its wish? Not be discouraging, but think Marlins World Series odds.
• FIU’s new basketball coach isAnthony Evans
. The school settled on a regular guy after failing to find another “name” blueblood to lose nonstop likeIsiah Thomas
or bolt after a year likeRichard Pitino
• Aussie golferAdam Scott
won the Masters in a playoff. I won, too. Before the tournament, on a hunch, I’d invested heavily in “Great Scott!” media references. The Masters is the only time any man other than Uncle Tipsy on St. Patty’s Day is happily seen wearing an ugly green jacket.
Masters chances were ruined by a two-stroke penalty for a misplaced ball drop. It was the second-harshest penalty Woods had incurred, trailing only his $110 million divorce settlement.
• The Masters field included 14-year-old amateurTianiang Guan
, the youngest player ever in golf’s biggest event. My greatest accomplishment at 14 was being adept at faking nausea so I could skip school.
leads the U.S. Fed Cup team against Sweden this weekend in Delray Beach. At first I thought the person who told me said it was the “Fed Up team” and I wondered why Serena was so mad.
It was announced an eight-team international soccer tournament would culminate Aug. 6-7 in Miami. Teams will include Real Madrid, which is good. I worried they’d try to fool us by sending Fake Madrid.
The Marlins are struggling to attract fans. There is one sure-fire way to draw bigger crowds, but the club has thus far rejected my idea to have ownerJeffrey Loria
permanently caged in a carnival-style dunk tank on the main concourse.
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