The champion, state-of-the-art Heat will own this town’s attention again soon enough, like, in two days, but before we get to the sublime, let’s deal with the ridiculous — the buildup to Sunday’s Dolphins game at the Stinkin’ Jets.
The idea that one coach’s benign comment about “hot sauce” might cause barbs to be lobbed up and down the Atlantic seaboard and continue more than a month later is, well, a bit absurd. I mean, what were the odds “hot sauce” would be a phrase you’d even hear from a coach? That’s about as likely as one presidential candidate saying “binders full of women” and the other saying “horses and bayonets.”
Jets coach Rex Ryan said his defenders would put the “hot sauce” on Reggie Bush before the last game and Bush left with a knee injury. Later in the game, Jets star cornerback Darrelle Revis was lost to a season-ending injury and Bush said, “What goes around comes around.”
This week, Ryan called on Bush to apologize (Bush hasn’t), and Jet Antonio Cromartie called Bush’s comments “unprofessional” and “not showing any kind of sportsmanship.”
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Jets linebacker Aaron Maybin said of Bush, “We want to knock him out” Sunday — to which Dolphins center Mike Pouncey called Maybin “a joke” and — accurately — “one of the biggest draft busts in NFL history.” (Better start calling him Mike Pouncing!)
Here’s hoping the excitement of the game lives up to the endearingly goofy buildup.
Quick postscript: Jets quarterbacks Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez finished 1-2 in a Sports Illustrated players poll on the NFL’s most overrated players. Or, did that go without saying?
• Disgraced cyclistLance Armstrong
officially was stripped of his seven Tour de France victories. However, he does get to keep his seven Tour de Fraud titles.
• Former Marlins catcherMike Redmond
, 41, is reported to be the favorite to replace
and become the team’s next manager. He must be serious, too. I hear he is already preparing a statement to have handy for when he is fired prematurely by ownerJeffrey Loria
• Have you noticed on TV the fan sitting behind home plate during this World Series wearing the bright orange Marlins jersey? He turns out to be Miamian and season-ticket holderLaurence Leavy
, 52. Alas, that’s as close as the Marlins came to making the World Series in 2012.
• I rechecked the preseason predictions of ESPN’s panel of 50 “baseball experts” and here is how many of them predicted a Tigers-Giants World Series: Zero. Proving again that TV — neither watching it nor appearing on it — makes you smarter.
• Gators tried to protect their No. 2 BCS ranking Saturday against Georgia in Jacksonville. It’s so cute they call that game “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.” Doesn’t that pretty much describe anyplace where college students are tailgating?
• Bad news for FIU football this week when the Sun Belt Conference denied coachMario Cristobal’s
request to start the season all over again.
called to congratulate the Indiana Fever for their WNBA championship, even though Indiana is not a swing state.
• The NHL canceled all games through Nov. 30 as the lockout droned into its eighth week. The good news? It isn’t often the Panthers can say they are tied for the best record in hockey heading into November.
• Olympic hurdlerLolo Jones
was named to the U.S. bobsled team, because that’s how desperate bobsledding is for publicity.
• The five-day 53rd Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show wraps up Monday at six locations. I guess it isn’t a bad economy for everybody!
• NBA commissionerDavid Stern
announced he would retire on Feb. 1, 2014. Hey, keep us posted, Dave! What’s he want, a 15-month farewell tour?
•Stephen A. Smith
appeared to quickly and barely audibly use the N-word on ESPN’sFirst Take
on Thursday. Lots of people were upset, but it turned out all of them were old, white newspaper columnists.
• NFL is investigating whether Chargers players used Stickum, banned in 1981. Um, San Diego is 3-3 with two consecutive losses. If they are using Stickum, they’re not using nearly enough of it.
• Game officials will throw pink penalty flags at Sunday’s Dolphins-Jets game in honor of breast-cancer awareness month. Great cause, but enough with the pink already!
• Ex-DolphinChanning Crowder
said on WQAM he has seen Olympic swim starsMichael Phelps
smoke pot. Careful, Channing. You know the dangers of second-hand smoke!
• An upcomingDon King
-promoted boxing card is being moved from Miami Jai-Alai to the larger Gulfstream Park to accommodate King’s hair.
Man bites dog! Last week’s LPGA tournament was not – repeat NOT – won by a South Korean.
Lawrence Taylor said this week he still pays for prostitutes, which might not be so bad if he weren’t on probation for hiring an underage hooker. Can we all agree the first letter in L.T. stands for Loser?
Yankees bossHank Steinbrenner
, saying he has been blamed “for everything but the Kennedy assassination.” Not so fast, Hank. A new analysis of the Zapruder film appears to show a lurking A-Rod on the grassy knoll.
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