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Classic ’99: Don’t miss my slide show of historic cheeses

(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published Sept. 5, 1999.)

As a molder of public opinion, I regularly go on fact-finding missions to foreign countries located outside of the United States. I then report my findings to you in the sincere hope that I can improve international understanding by deducting the entire cost of my mission, including beer, on my income taxes.

Alkmaar cheese market in Holland.

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