I guess I'm obligated to be offended by this new board game. After all, Al Sharpton says I should. And not just Rev. Al, either. Many other people - including NAACP President Kweisi Mfume andradio host Tom Joyner - have pronounced themselves offended by the game. Not that I blame them. It's called Ghettopoly, a take-off on Parker Bros. venerable Monopoly. Except that this gameisn't about moving a car or a top hat around the board, buying properties and landing on Boardwalkafter somebody has put up a hotel.
In Ghettopoly, your token might be a crack rock, a 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor or abasketball, and your goal is to build crack houses while pimping "hos" and getting carjacked. Thegame reportedly features an image of Martin Luther King scratching the front of his pants andproclaiming, "I have an itch."
So, no, you won't find "Ghettopoly" under my Christmas tree. Nor does it break my heart thatretailers have been pressured into removing it from their shelves or that Hasbro, which owns ParkerBros., last week filed suit against the game's creator, David Chang of St. Marys, Pa.
For all that, though, I am not angry at Chang, who seems more misguided than malicious.
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15 YEARS LATE
To the contrary, it's the campaign against him that gets my dander up - not because it's wrong,but because it's about 15 years late. I keep wondering where all this fury was when rappers like 50Cent, Nelly, Ja Rule and Snoop Dogg first started pimping, drug-dealing and drive-by shooting allover the video channels.
Where were the boycotters when these people and others were creating the template that Chang drewfrom? Where was the moral indignation when African-American people were reducing African-Americanlife to caricature?
Or is it just easier to raise rage against Chang because he is not black?
With a few isolated exceptions - activist C. Delores Tucker, the Rev. Calvin Butts - AfricanAmericans have been conspicuously silent as black music, once the joy and strength of black people,has detoured into an open sewer of so-called "hard-core rap."
The vast majority of that genre's practitioners are nothing more and nothing less than modern-dayUncle Toms, selling out African-American dreams by peddling a cartoon of African-American lifeunencumbered by values. It is a cynical, knowing act, promulgated by young men and women who getrich by selling lies of authenticity to young people, white and black, who are looking for lessonsin blackness. They are as much minstrels and peddlers of stereotype as Stepin Fetchit, Bert Williamsor any black performer who ever smeared black goop on his face or shuffled onstage beneath abattered top hat.
The only difference - the only one - is that Bert Williams and Stepin Fetchit had no otherchoice.
My personal theory is that black people of my generation - I'm 46 - have resisted speakingforcefully against this because, like all baby boomers, we are deathly afraid of appearing less thanhip. But as I recall, our parents never worried about that. They understood their role to be nothipness, but guidance.
THE FRUIT OF FAILURE
I am of a generation that has largely failed that role, that turned "judgment" into a four-letterword. The fruit of that failure lies before us: an era of a historical young people who traffic instereotypes that would not be out of place in a Ku Klux Klan meeting.
And I'm supposed to be angry at David Chang? I'm not. He's just a good capitalist, justregurgitating what he has been taught in hopes of turning a buck. My anger is not for the student,but for his teachers. And not just my anger, but my sorrow, too.
I'm not losing sleep worrying about what David Chang thinks of black people. I'm more concernedwith what black people think of themselves.