<![CDATA[Miami FL Opinion Columnist Carl Hiaasen |]]> https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/ en-us Fri, 09 Aug 2019 01:39:36 EDT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss McClatchy Interactive's Escenic Fri, 09 Aug 2019 01:39:36 EDT Carl Hiaasen 60 webmaster@miamiherald.com Trump buddy discovers nothing focuses the mind like a looming charge of perjury | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article237130314.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 08 Nov 2019 13:00:00 EST

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When K9 Conan visits President Trump, which one has to wear the muzzle? | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article236878993.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 01 Nov 2019 17:56:34 EDT

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Nestlé wants Florida’s drinking water for free, leaving us high and dry | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article236586568.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 25 Oct 2019 15:12:35 EDT

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Remember when Obama totally lost his marbles? Oh, wait, I’m thinking of someone else . . . | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article236015768.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 11 Oct 2019 14:42:48 EDT

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You know you’re in big trouble when your lawyer needs a lawyer | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article235771467.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 04 Oct 2019 16:45:56 EDT

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DeSantis picked a judge who has never been a judge. But he thinks the ‘right’ way (wink, wink) | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article235524032.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 27 Sep 2019 12:30:00 EDT

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Do the Democrats really think ‘President Sestak’ has a certain ring to it? | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article235294542.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:53:23 EDT

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Dorian coverage brought more hot air than the hurricane did | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article234760197.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 06 Sep 2019 17:48:06 EDT

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Nauru’s got sunshine and palm trees, Mr. President, and so much bird poop, it might come down on the price! | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article234312837.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 23 Aug 2019 15:28:18 EDT

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Trump administration’s endangered-species policy is nothing but animal cruelty | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article234061307.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 16 Aug 2019 13:21:27 EDT

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Jeffrey Epstein’s wealth and power gave him protection that his victims never got | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article233724562.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 10 Aug 2019 11:13:21 EDT

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How many people died from opioids while Scott and Florida lawmakers coddled Big Pharma? | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article233462847.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 02 Aug 2019 17:51:03 EDT

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Congress gets a little ticked at 25-year lab tests | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article232908127.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 19 Jul 2019 19:05:49 EDT

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Virgin’s Brightline train dreams are going to be derailed | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article231820203.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 21 Jun 2019 21:56:46 EDT

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Parkland deputy who failed to confront school shooter must be haunted by decision | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article231315303.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 07 Jun 2019 16:54:54 EDT

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If a woman named ‘Bingbing’ isn’t enough for movie deal, what is? | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article231054458.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 31 May 2019 18:28:05 EDT

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‘Geez, was I ever as bad as this guy?!’ ‘No, Mr. Nixon, of course not . . .’ | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article230814424.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 24 May 2019 18:10:11 EDT

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Apparently, Gov. DeSantis is not the environmentalist we thought he was | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article230545869.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 17 May 2019 18:31:41 EDT

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Teachers with guns only makes sense to lawmakers who have lost their minds | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article229994684.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 03 May 2019 14:30:19 EDT

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Forget impeachment — there’s a better way to get Donald Trump out of office | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article229754509.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 27 Apr 2019 00:01:20 EDT

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Please — PLEASE — blur the Robert Kraft day-spa videos | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article229473289.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 19 Apr 2019 16:43:54 EDT

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‘Just pig out at the Mar-a-Lago buffet table. They’ll never know you’re a spy’ | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article228891354.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 05 Apr 2019 15:01:47 EDT

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When mass-shooting conspiracy theorists go low, they then go even lower | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article228608039.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 29 Mar 2019 17:38:43 EDT

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Hmmm. Imagine if Obama hadn’t been such a boy scout | Opinion https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article228014074.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 15 Mar 2019 18:49:35 EDT

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Pope Francis must confront parishioners’ pain — and the priests who inflict it — with resolve https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article226637069.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 22 Feb 2019 14:47:25 EST

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It’s 2019, not 1919. Ditch the blackface — it’s racist and offensive. https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article225995805.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 08 Feb 2019 15:22:43 EST

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Why don’t you just call me President Pete? My last name? Never mind . . . https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article225432095.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 01 Feb 2019 19:13:01 EST

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Stop acting as if mass shootings are about the body count. They’re not. https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article225103925.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2019 17:42:03 EST

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When it comes to saving Florida’s environment, DeSantis gets it — so far https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article224320120.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 11 Jan 2019 18:45:35 EST

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A ‘big, beautiful wall?’ Yeah, right . . . https://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article223937920.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 04 Jan 2019 16:23:00 EST

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