A man walks into a bar and a dartboard falls on his head.
He suffered a few cuts and the bar picked up his first tab, nwfdailynews.com reports.
But the trouble didn’t end then at the Helen Back Cafe in Niceville.
The man, seemingly sated, returned to order drinks for the house — seven Bud Lights, nine Buttery Nipples, three Red Snappers, two Royal Crowns, two Fireballs, and two Stolls.
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Bill: $129, more than the first tab of $110.
The dart-board-battered customer then refused to pay.
He was charged Feb. 11 with defrauding an innkeeper.