A sleeping man was found with a bag of crack dangling from his mouth, tcpalm.com reports.
Not mine, Eric Smith, 45, told cops.
Vero Beach police hauled him in to jail anyway on Feb. 15 and charged him with cocaine possession, according to the report.
Smith was found in the stairway of an apartment building with the bag of white powder in his mouth. He said he didn’t know how the drugs got in his orifice.