He just wanted some French fries.
So late last month, Christopher Bidzinski headed to a McDonald’s drive-through in Cape Coral and placed his order.
Problem was, say cops, he was wasted.
Before he received his order, a server spotted Bidzinski passed out, slumped over his steering wheel and called 911.
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When police arrived, they captured the inebriated-looking man who admitted, in slurred speech, to drinking “chardonnay.” (An unopened, chilled bottle was later found in his truck.)
In recently released footage obtained by a police officer’s body camera, and posted by NBC2, you can see the 30 year old stumbling while saying, “Take me to jail. I beg of you.”
Before they could respond to his request, officers asked the suspect to do a field sobriety test.
That’s when the local man decided to show off some gymnastics skills.
“I’ll bet you I can do a backflip right now,” Bidzinski said, before he attempted a cartwheel — and failed, falling into a heap on the ground.
Once taken into custody on a suspected DUI charge, the hard partier fell asleep in the patrol car, which was “engulfed” with the smell of alcohol, according to the report.
Bidzinski remained behind bars on $20,000 bond Wednesday; records obtained by NBC2 show this is the French fry fan’s third DUI arrest in the last three years.