He apologized. But here’s why I still think Kevin Hart is complete trash.

You can't tell me this isn't the expression of a f--- boy. (Kevin Hart/Instagram)
You can't tell me this isn't the expression of a f--- boy. (Kevin Hart/Instagram)

Is Kevin Hart a scum bag? Short answer: Yes, Kev is a full-blown f— boy. Not convinced? That’s cool. I’ll break it down for you.

Miami cheating ‘scandal’

In early July the comedian became entangled in a cheating scandal when video of him and another woman surfaced online. The woman in the video was not his pregnant wife Eniko Parrish, but a Miami singer named Monique “Momo” Gonzalez.

IS KEVIN TRASH? Yes. Instead of shacking up with some pretty young thang, Kevin should have been home with pregnant Eniko. But a f— boy doesn’t care about the embarrassment his flirtatious ways might cause.

Kevin responds… with laughter

But was Hart actually cheating, or did the images taken outside his Miami Beach hotel just look incriminating? Well, Hart thought the controversy was a laughing matter. He responded to rumors with an Instagram post, the caption of which read “At the end of the day you just gotta laugh at the BS.”

#LiveLoveLaugh …..SMDH

A post shared by Kevin Hart (@kevinhart4real) on Jul 19, 2017 at 5:28pm PDT

Then it was back usual. Hart continued posting work out photos, pictures of Parrish and her growing belly and images with his celebrity friends.

IS KEVIN A CHEATING LOSER? Sure looks like it. A cheater will always deny cheating if they can get away with it. And deflection is their #1 skill… besides cheating.

Eniko tries to celebrate

But Hart’s cheating ways made headlines again the following month. In August, on his one-year anniversary to Parrish, the expecting mother shared a photo from the couple’s wedding, writing, in part, “I love you more every day. 8 years together. 1 year married. Forever to go #HartilyYours.” The issue? The math: Hart had only been divorced from ex-wife Torrie Hart for six years.

8.13.16 I'm Grateful to God every day for putting us together. When it's real, no love/bond can ever be faked nor broken. My partner in life, My other half that makes me whole, My SOULMATE.♥ Thank you for always keeping a smile on my face.. I love you more every day. 8 years together..1 year married..Forever to go! #HartilyYours Happy 1 year anniversary babe! We made it!

A post shared by E N I K O H A R T (@enikohart) on Aug 13, 2017 at 11:13am PDT

The apparent admission of infidelity shook some Instagram users, to whom Parrish responded with now-deleted comments saying of Torrie and Kevin’s marriage “Their marriage was broken way before I came in the picture” and “I never wrecked any home,” according to reports.

IS KEVIN AN UNFAITHFUL DUDE? Well, he doesn’t do these things alone, that’s for sure. There’s a saying: You’ll lose them the same way you got ’em. Eniko should’ve seen this coming.

The real reason Kevin ‘won’t cheat’

While many, including Torrie Hart, directed their scrutiny or ire toward Parrish, everyone really should’ve taken a step back and assessed Hart and his ability to be faithful. Because while Kevin Hart appears to be the loving husband — sharing affectionate photos and using the pet name “rib” to refer to Parrish — the only thing supposedly keeping him from cheating is getting caught.

In January 2016, in an interview with The Breakfast Club several months before his marriage to Parrish, Hart admitted that he ruined his relationship with Torrei.

“Within my last marriage, I take full responsibility for the mistakes that I made,” Hart said. “Guilty! I did wrong. That’s why I got out of it.”

He then gushed about Parrish and spoke about a newfound maturity. When asked about cheating, Hart said the likelihood of being exposed makes it “too risky.”

“Even if I were to, there is no safe return from it. I wouldn’t be a good cheater right now because I don’t feel like I can trust you to cheat,” Hart said, specifically referring to some women’s frequent posting online. “So you wouldn’t want to cheat with me because I’d be questioning you. ‘You about to post that?'”

IS KEVIN A SERIAL ADULTERER? At this point, if you’re still asking perhaps you should reevaluate your own life (and your critical thinking skills). He basically spelled it out for you.

***Notice Kevin Hart’s meme response to cheating rumors is from this very Breakfast Club interview. It’s like he was trying to lead people to the interview. I’m not even his wife and I’m already over his games.

Kevin apologizes for cheating ‘mistakes’

This whole cheating thing has been dogging Hart for at least three months in a row now. On Sunday, he took to Instagram to apologize to his wife, two kids and unborn child.

Sending so many apologies to my wife & kids. I gotta do better and I will. I'm not perfect and have never claimed to be …I love you all.

A post shared by Kevin Hart (@kevinhart4real) on Sep 16, 2017 at 4:07pm PDT

“I made a bad error in judgement and put myself in an environment where only bad things could happen and they did,” Hart said.

But really, the comedian was telling the world that he had been victimized by an extortionist.

An unknown woman allegedly recorded a man, assumed to be Hart, performing what appeared to be sexual acts. According to reports, the FBI is investigating a suspect accused of threatening to release the video if Hart didn’t pay up. That’s something Hart refused to do.

“I’m … not going to allow a person to have financial gain off my mistakes. And in this particular situation, that’s what was attempted,” he said in the apology video. “I said I rather fess up to my mistakes.”

SO KEVIN’S A F— BOY? Yes. He apparently cheated on his pregnant wife, who he married after apparently cheating on his ex-wife. Cheating is risky business, according to Hart. But if he is under the impression that he won’t get caught, what’s stopping him? Well, not his expecting wife. He can get remarried, but it seems as though the same ‘mistakes’ that led to the demise of his first marriage have stuck around for his second. And while Hart tried to laugh off the rumors, an alleged extortionist was plotting. But it seems that it was the loss of money and an increasing likelihood that he’d get caught that ultimately pushed him to fess up — not a feeling of guilt, nor maturity, nor value of his marriage. That’s peak f— boy.