8 p.m.ActorsMario Cantone, Sharon Gless, Dayle Reyfel, Rachel Dratch
read autobiographies of self-absorbed celebrities in theater-comedy mashup, “Celebrity Autobiography.” $45. Arsht Center, 1300 Biscayne Blvd., Miami; 305-949-6722.COMEDY
8:30 p.m.The funniest people you may never have heard of (yet),The Have-Nots,
offer a night of comedy to raise funds for The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. $5 donation. Miss Yip Chinese Café, 437 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach; 305-538-3815.PARTY
11 p.m.Electro-house DJ duo from Colorado,Manufactured Superstars,
takes over the turntables at Arkadia. $30 at Wantickets.com. Arkadia, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 786-457-4159.