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Celebrity news: The week that was

KEANU REEVES: The actor hinted there might be a third installment of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. At this point, shouldn’t it be called Bill and Ted’s Bogus Midlife Crisis?

JUSTIN BIEBER

: The teenage pop star rushed to help his mother when her hair caught fire while blowing out birthday candles. She’s only 35; that’s not

too

hazardous.

KIRSTIE ALLEY

: The actress’

Dancing with the Stars

partner

Maksim Chmerkovskiy

dropped her after his thigh gave out. If that’s not motivation to eat just watercress for a year, I don’t know what is.

MARIAH CAREY

: Days after Tweeting a photo of her rotund belly painted with a butterfly, the singer posed nude for Life & Style. Remember when her pregnancy was a secret?

VINCE NEIL

: The Motley Crue singer was charged with domestic violence after allegedly poking his ex-girlfriend in the arm. That’ll teach him to keep his fingers to himself.

RYAN MURPHY:

The

Glee

creator apologized for saying “FU’’ to The Kings of Leon because they didn’t want their song used on the show. Translation: He added more zeroes to their check.

GLENN BECK:

The conservative radio/TV host is leaving

The Glenn Beck Show

. Guess it needs a name change.

REALITY TV

The good news:

The Real Housewives of D.C.

was canceled. The bad news:

Snooki

’s getting a spinoff.

JAMES FRANCO:

The soap star/Oscar nominee/Yalie has added more to his résumé, taking a job at

The Colbert Report

. If he still needs something else to do, I could use a little help with “The Week That Was.’’

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