Charlie Sheen has a new girlfriend

Charlie Sheen is expanding his buxom brood.

The Daily Mail reports the busy actor, 45, has brought 26-year-old Megan Levant to his crib to join his other two goddesses, Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin, both 24.Not much is known about Levant, except that she is a “frequent visitor to the Playboy mansion,’’ reports the paper. Meanwhile, reports of Sheen returning to the cast of Two and a Half Men have been denied by sources close to the show, though he did file papers seeking an open trial for his $100 million lawsuit against Chuck Lorre and co. Tiger Woods also apparently has a new girlfriend. According to the Daily Mail, Tiger has been seeing a 22-year-old student named Alyse Lahti Johnston from Cleveland, Ohio. They’ve been spotted looking cozy on his yacht near his Jupiter mansion. Last year, Johnston was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Orlando. Sounds about right.Silk stalkingsWho wants to get on Donald’s bad side? Justin Massler. The self-described celebrity stalker won’t leave Ivanka Trump alone.The drifter, 28, is being held without bail.Massler was initially arrested last year after unleashing a slate of emails and tweets about his fixation with the pregnant Celebrity Apprentice co-host. According to court documents, the Nevada resident threatened to commit suicide in Ivanka’s Manhattan jewelry store and “commandeer’’ the newspaper that her husband Jared Kushner publishes.On the health front Robert Kardashian sure won’t be hurting for female company. The only boy in the Kardashian Klan had an emergency appendectomy. TMZ reports Rob had been in pain all day long and his sister Kim had been taking care of him at his home until the pain became unbearable. In the slammer Boardwalk Empire star Paz de la Huerta was arrested for a smackdown with actress Samantha Swetra (formerly of The City). The women got into it at an L.A. hotel after Swetra made a comment about de la Huerta’s drinking problem. Cops were called after Paz threw a glass and punched Samantha.