Dave Barry Gift Guide

Psycho Shower Curtain

$24.89 plus shipping and handling from PrankPlace.com, LLC., 206 Murphy Road, Hartford, Conn. 06114, 800-901-1163, www.prankplace.com/ psychoshowercurtain.htm

Suggested by Peter Metrinko of Chantilly, Va.

This is the perfect companion to the scary grasping hand soap: a shower curtain with a shadow of the crazy Psycho stabbing lady (played by Martha Stewart). With these two products in place, no guest will even enter the guest bathroom. It's a hostess's dream come true!

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DAVE BARRY'S ANNUAL GIFT GUIDE
  • Tattoo Sleeves
  • Seasoned Shot
  • Flying Alarm Clock
  • Fake Breathing Puppy
  • Bra Bag
  • Tailgater
  • Hand Soap
  • Psycho Shower Curtain
  • Bunny Car Kit
  • Watermelon-flavored Freud-head Lollipops
  • Ten Plagues Bowling Set
  • Pillow Pal
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