Travelers at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport wait to see if their flights are cancelled.
Travelers at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport wait to see if their flights are cancelled. CANDACE WEST MIAMI HERALD FILE
Travelers at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport wait to see if their flights are cancelled. CANDACE WEST MIAMI HERALD FILE

Classic ’99: Flying sardines unite! Demand planes with two wings!

February 28, 1999 12:00 AM

About Dave Barry

Dave Barry

@rayadverb

Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.