Copies of the federal budget plan for 2014.
Copies of the federal budget plan for 2014. J. Scott Applewhite AP
Copies of the federal budget plan for 2014. J. Scott Applewhite AP

Classic ’99: This is not a test! Run to your budget-surplus shelters

February 21, 1999 12:00 AM

About Dave Barry

Dave Barry

@rayadverb

Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.