TMI of the day: Dwyane Wade leaves the seat up

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union at Ulta Beauty
Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union at Ulta Beauty © Getty Images

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union seem to have found the secret sauce for the perfect relationship: humor.

While Union was in town Sunday touting her new Flawless haircare products at Ulta Beauty at Kendallgate Shopping Center, Wade came along to support her.

Though their, um, union seems airtight, wifey did manage to get a dig in about the Chicago Bulls guard, joking to E! News that Wade refuses to put the toilet seat down after he does his business.

“There’s nothing worse than falling in. It’s like in the middle of the night. Because I drink a gallon of water a day, like, sometimes that gallon goes into the evening and I have to wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and I’ve fallen in, and my butt has actually hit the cold toilet water, and it’s not pretty.”

Union also had some words of advice for social-media shade-throwers:

“Anytime someone is trolling you, what they are doing is putting a massive spotlight on their own insecurities. Haters are fans that just haven’t gotten the facts yet.”

Next up for the “Being Mary Jane” star: a book called “We’re Going to Need More Wine: Stories That are Funny, Complicated, and True.” It’s a collection of essays about Union’s life and career. She also has a wine called Vanilla Puddin so it may be about that venture, as well.

As for Wade, he looked fit as ever.

Interesting fashion choice, though — a T-shirt that read “The times, they are a changin.”

Could the 35-year-old basketball superstar be sending a message to his still-loyal Miami Heat fans?

If he comes back, we hope he brings his adorable new puppy.