Baseball is back, and there is good news and bad news for Marlins fans as the franchise opens its 22nd season here Monday night.
The good news: The Marlins replaced their old grass, with the ballpark ditching the Bermuda 419 in favor of far superior Platinum TE Paspalum.
The bad news: The Marlins did not replace their old owner. It’s still Jeffrey Loria.
Dolphins legend Dan Marino will throw out the ceremonial first pitch Monday. “Too bad he can’t throw out the owner!” sang a Marlins fan chorus.
There actually were reports Heat owner Micky Arison is interested in buying the Marlins but that Loria won’t sell. The Marlins’ marketing theme this season is, “Dream Big Miami.” Well, I can tell you Miami did dream big, but it didn’t come true. Loria still wouldn’t sell.
I pick on Loria for past sins such as extreme cheapness and promise-breaking, but, in fairness, I would point out that the controversial November 2012 fire-sale trade with Toronto has worked out in Miami’s favor, and that Loria seems to be meddling less.
If this keeps up, I’ll have to shift my needling from Loria to club president David Samson.
Samson is a multitasker. He’s a film expert, a marathon runner and a triathlete. He appeared this season on TV’s Survivor, has written a play and is currently acting in a local theater production.
I know I speak for Marlins fans in thanking Samson for also running the Marlins, time permitting.
• The National Labor Relations Board approved allowing Northwestern football players to unionize as NCAA and other private schools such as Miami closely monitor what’s next. Wildcat players were thrilled until being told this could mean paying taxes on scholarships. Welcome to the real world, kids!
• Northwestern QBKain Colter
was the force behind the union push and NLRB ruling. Hmm. Maybe if Colter had spent less time reading legal briefs and more time reading defenses, the Wildcats wouldn’t have ended last season with seven consecutive losses.
• Cairo Prince went off the favorite in Saturday’s Florida Derby, a signature race at Gulfstream Park since 1952. This is a major prep race for the Kentucky Derby, when race fans begin to dream about the end of the long Triple Crown drought even knowing their hopes will be crushed.
• The Panthers, who last won an NHL playoff series in 1996, fired assistant general manager
should solve everything!
• New Knicks presidentPhil Jackson
is engaged to Lakers prezJeanie Buss
. I’m not sure this will work. The Knicks just acquiredPau Gasol
in exchange for Jackson promising to leave the toilet seat down.
celebrated his 30th birthday by renting out Marlins Park for an elaborate carnival featuring Cirque du Soleil performers. Wouldn’t it be great if — just once — a Heat star celebrated his birthday with an ice cream cake from Publix?
debuts his 3 p.m.-to-7 p.m. show on WQAM on Tuesday. Hoch is best known for creating “Mount Rushmore.” Not his top-four radio gimmick. I mean the mountain in South Dakota.
• NFL owners met and voted to penalize dunking over crossbars and to raise the height of uprights by 5 feet. In other words, owners accomplished less in three days in Orlando than a family of tourists at Disney World.
• The higher-uprights idea was a suggestion ofBill Belichick’s
. Dolphins coachJoe Philbin
also had a proposal — thatTom Brady
immediately retire — but unfortunately it did not pass.
• After 41 years in Tampa, the American Invitational of equestrian show-jumping comes to Miami and Dolphins stadium on Saturday. Am told the winning horse will get a tryout at right tackle on the Dolphins’ depleted offensive line.
• The Dolphins report season-ticket sales and renewals are up 12 to 14 percent. Bullygate: Good for business! Well, except for the business of beingRichie Incognito
signed with the Jets. Geez, and he thought dog fighting was bad for his career!?
• The Canes played the first of three spring football scrimmages Saturday, withRyan Williams
homing in on the QB job. CoachAl Golden
has no NCAA cloud this year, no controversies. How splendidly boring!
readiness for The Masters remains in doubt because of a sore back. Doctors have advised Tiger to rest and avoid heavy lifting and tall blondes.
• Answer:Michael Phelps
is about to announce his comeback and plans to swim in his fifth Olympics in 2016 at age 31. Question: Can something sound like good news and a bad idea all at once?
• News item:Matt Every
won last week’s PGA Tour event. “Hey do you know who ended up winning?” “Yeah, Every won.” “No, I mean which player won?” “Every won!”
• News item:John Huh
won PGA Tour Rookie of the Year in 2012. “Huh?” “Yes.” “Who?” “Huh!”
• Manhattan College basketball coachSteve Masiello
could be dismissed over the lack of a college degree. OK, Masiello has no degree and the Manhattan athletic director failed Resume Checking 101. Call it even!
Anybody else getting tired of constantly hearing how charismatic and sexyDavid Beckham
is? I wish my wife would give it a rest already!